A lazy pigeon named Carl sat on a power line outside a corporate office.
One day, he pooped on the CEO’s head.
The CEO quit.
Carl flew in through the window and sat on the desk.

Silence.

Someone clapped.

Two days later, Carl was on the company website:

“Our vision? Poop high, aim higher.”

Meetings changed.

  • “Let’s circle back” became “Let’s coo it over.”
  • He hired only other birds.
  • HR was a flamingo with anxiety.

One guy said, “This is insane!”
Carl promoted him.
To janitor. In the alley. With the raccoons.

Stock prices? Skyrocketed.
Why? No one knows.
He signed deals by slamming his beak on the keyboard.
Turns out that spells “synergy.”

I applied for an internship.
He stared at me.
Pooped on my resume.
I got the job.

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