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I contacted customer service because my order arrived late.I wanted a refund.Simple, right? Wrong. I’m met with Chadbot_294, a chatbot that thinks it’s Gandhi.It says: “Hi there! I understand you’re experiencing…
I walk into a grocery store. I’m tired. I’m broke. I just want to buy one thing—bread.The self-checkout machine greets me like it’s judging my entire life: “Welcome… back.” I…
You ever realize that your entire life now depends on remembering which version of “Password123” you used? I tried to log into my bank account. It says, “Your password has expired….
One morning I woke up and thought I was a mushroom.Not metaphorically.Full identity shift. I stood in the kitchen.My friend said, “You okay?”I whispered,“Sunlight is murder. Let me rot in…
I tried traditional therapy. It was too expensive.So I started talking to my dead houseplant.His name was Fernando. A cactus. I said, “I feel like I’m stuck.”He stayed silent.Powerful. I…
One night, I opened LinkedIn to update my job title from “Freelance Legend” to “Unemployed, Spiritually.” And there it was. A message from my ex. Except… they’d been blocked.And also……
It started one night when I tried to make rice. I pressed the button.It blinked and whispered in Vietnamese: “Cơm chín, đời chưa.” (“The rice is done, but your life…
I was assigned an emotional support goat. Not a cute baby goat.A grumpy, bearded goat named Göran. From Lapland. With a judgmental stare. First session, I say, “I feel like…