A lazy pigeon named Carl sat on a power line…
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I was yelling at pigeons on my balcony.“DO SOMETHING WITH…
My grandma bought a gaming laptop. I thought she wanted…
It started with a beep at 3AM. Not food. Just……
I was broke. Cold. And desperate.So I entered S-Market and…
My roommate got drunk and put his goldfish up as…
So I was invited to give a motivational speech. Why?…