Man walks in. Needs to wash hands.

Sees soap dispenser.
Waves hand. Nothing.

Waves again. Faster. Still nothing.
Waves both hands like a wizard.
Still dry.

Looks around. Nobody there.

He starts arguing with it.
“Come on. Just once.”
Still no soap.

Then it works. Shoots soap at his crotch.

Now it looks like he peed himself.

He panics. Tries to wash it.
Faucet sensor doesn’t work.

Moves to next sink.
Works. But water comes out with the power of Niagara Falls.
Soaks his entire shirt.

Dries hands on his pants. Pants already soaked. Now just rubbing wet into wet.
Looks like he escaped a flood.

Leaves the bathroom.
Little kid points and says:

“He lost a fight with the sink.”

He nods.
Because it’s true.

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