A man walks into a pet store and sees a parrot for sale for only $20.
“Why so cheap?” he asks.
The pet store owner says, “Well… he used to live in a house with a lot of arguing. So he might use some bad language.”
The man thinks, Eh, I can handle that, and buys the bird.
He brings it home and sets the parrot in the living room.
The parrot looks around and says,
“New house, huh? Nice. Got a fridge full of beer too?”
The man laughs, “Okay, that’s not bad!”
Then the parrot yells,
“HEY! WHERE’S THE REMOTE? I’M NOT WATCHING ANOTHER COOKING SHOW!”
The man sighs, “Yep… this is gonna be fun.”
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